May 25, 2009

if you wake up at the same time, in the same place … could you wake up as the same person?

um, seriously whats with you and fightclub? its not cool anymore.

April 27, 2009

the todd is worried about the dollar value :(

the todd!

April 23, 2009

What is the probability that you’ll need a Plan B when you don’t have one ?

April 16, 2009

so its last day of college. why is everyone milking the shit out of it.

outrageous!

April 10, 2009

so i was flipping through a dictionary and i found this word that summed up my twenty years of meaningless existence and me. misanthrope.

April 10, 2009

dude , is that a gun ?!

USA Enters the chat room
China Enters the chat room
N.Korea Enters the chat room
S.Korea Enters the chat room
Japan Enters the chat room
India Enters the chat room
Pakistan Enters the chat room

USA : @ N.Korea , dude! is that a gun you’re carrying?
N.Korea : no! , its just a water pistol … squirts out water.
China : dude , I believe you!
S.Korea : dude , thats a gun!
Japan : WTF , thats a gun, dont make me use my katana!
N.korea: Its just a water pistol! its a toy, for god’s sake!
China : Dude , I believe you!
Japan : dude , c’mon , its not fair …. we’ve already got ‘wet’ once.
USA : DUDE! , is that a gun! I’m the only one who is supposed to have a gun!
N.Korea : ITS NOT A GUN!!
China : Dude, I believe you!
India : c’mon guys … we’ve already got pakistan to worry about. dont get me into your bullshit.
Pakistan : we’re wetting ourselves. :(
USA : I’m reporting abuse to the chat admin.
N.Korea : For the last time! ITS NOT A GUN!!
China : Dude, I believe you!

USA exits the chat room
S.Korea exits the chat room
Japan exits the chat room
India exits the chat room
Pakistan exits the chat room

N.Korea : psssttt China …. dude … its actually a gun :D
China : hahahaha yeah right!
N.Korea : LOL , its really a gun dude … trust me ;)
China : dude , I believe you ;)

China exits the chat room
N.Korea exits the chat room

April 7, 2009

kindergarten class room - 2009

A – acquisition .
O – obama.
L – lehman bastards …. oops brothers*.

April 1, 2009

darwin , you are wrong.

edited – 6-4-09 … a week after i posted this , i realised it didnt quite turn out how i wanted it to. but what the hec , a doodle is a doodle is a doodle is a doodle is a doodle …. is a ….

pilopithicus homosapiens

you are soooo wrong hahahahaha!

March 24, 2009

Piled Higher and Deeper.

my new inspiration (for the lack of a better word) . ive been reading this blog for a while now. And its a post like this which makes you go back for more. Gives you a peek into the world of research, something which I have to start preparing for. Just Brilliant.

March 24, 2009

somewhere, some village is missing its …..

idiot

hahahahahaha!