the last don

the last don . Mario Puzo. 5 times now. it gets better every fucking time. enna depth , enna plot …. pah.

relationships are like orgasms , once you’re through with them , you would’nt want to have one …. immediately.

bengaluru couples = hot chicks + weird boyfriends … and here weird means … weird.
kerala couples = smart boys + butt ugly women.
madras couples = ‘ok’ boy  + ‘ok’ girl or ugly boy + ugly girl …..  hot girls exist , but they like each other .. handsome boys remain single till death.
hyderabad couples =  [...]

Q.how many ‘goltis’(telegu people) will die if i drop a bomb in hyderabad ?
A.  3 …. the rest of them are in madras.

not really sure about the former … but the latter surely is true.

gravity … its a funny thing.

the last thing i expected , technology to help marriage ….

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Guy ritchie