I’m surprised. Even after so many ‘racial attacks’ in australia , there seems to be no study published, linking aussies’ rage, ‘anger’ (and their stupidity) to their criminal genes.
Dhoni (to mitchell johnson) : saturday veetuku vaa, bowling solli tharen.
3 months in an other country, and I already hate it here. No, I’m not “missing” home or anything. In fact I feel like I never left. Well , that’s probably because I live in a place where ever second person is an Indian.
The one thing that pisses me off the most is the people here. And by that I mean the Indians here. Theres a 60% chance that the person next to you is a golt and a 30% chance that hes a mumbaikar/northie. Oops wait, mumbaikars aren’t “northie”.Atleast they dont want to be considered northie. I think. But still.
Worst part is , when a golt comes up and talks to you , he will assume that you are golt too. The next time I hear the words “ent raaa baaabuu” directed at me, the lips that helped saying those words are going back fat. And these stupid northies assume you know hindi too. I do know hindi. But I’m not comfortable with it. I never want to be associated with anything hindi. It reminds me of the 12 horrible years of my childhood that I was forced to study the language. But why assume ? If I go up to a mumbaikar and talk in tamil ? Oh wait, there is a 50% chance he might know tamil , considering that most of the tamil iyers nowdays are in bombay or the usa. And there is a 50% chance that the person will be as annoyed as I am now. I’m not those periyaar/dmk types who is anti-hindi. But when communicating isn’t it logical to first make sure that the person you’re talking to knows/understands the language? Loosu pasanga.
This post may come off as ‘racist’, but hey! aren’t we all racist ?
Oooohhh and don’t even get me started on the number of gay people here! The worst part is , I bet 60% of them dont know it yet.
Yes , I judge people. By everything.
“sir , your hair density is very less”
“i know”
“sir, do you have hair fall ? “
“you think?”
“sir, how about trying out our new hair loss treatment”
“no”
“ok sir , what style do you want , ms dhoni?”
“what the …”
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i dont know if he was trying to say ms dhoni is getting bald or if i look like ms dhoni. im going to pick the latter to boost my ego.
If 95% of the people who do a task, do it successfully , somehow you always fall under the other 5%.
puriyalay le ? nevermind.
