July 11, 2009

21 and bald.

“sir , your hair density is very less”
“i know”
“sir, do you have hair fall ? “
“you think?”
“sir, how about trying out our new hair loss treatment”
“no”
“ok sir , what style do you want , ms dhoni?”
“what the …”

i dont know if he was trying to say ms dhoni is getting bald or if i look like ms dhoni. im going to pick the latter to boost my ego.

July 7, 2009

PIGS

Poor Indian Graduate Student

*sniff sniff.

June 19, 2009

thaththuvam no. XIIV

If 95% of the people who do a task, do it successfully , somehow you always fall under the other 5%.

puriyalay le ? nevermind.

June 6, 2009

dmk

May 30, 2009

im know what you’re doing.

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sadly ,  ghostface looks like the buttercup festival guy .

May 25, 2009

if you wake up at the same time, in the same place … could you wake up as the same person?

um, seriously whats with you and fightclub? its not cool anymore.

April 27, 2009

the todd is worried about the dollar value :(

the todd!

April 23, 2009

What is the probability that you’ll need a Plan B when you don’t have one ?

April 16, 2009

so its last day of college. why is everyone milking the shit out of it.

outrageous!

April 10, 2009

so i was flipping through a dictionary and i found this word that summed up my twenty years of meaningless existence and me. misanthrope.